My Great Encounter with Hawaiian Tropic Babes
I had an hour to kill Sunday night before my flight back to the states,
so I plopped down in the Honolulu airport bar and ordered a Heineken,
which is the beer I typically order when my favorite Mexican beers are
not on the menu.About 30 seconds later, four absolutely gorgeous young blondes plopped
down next to me. Must have been my aftershave. Anywhere, they were just
heart-stoppingly beautiful, all tall, thin, bosomy blondes, all wearing
black long-sleeve tee-shirts/sweatshirts saying "Miss Hawaiian Tropics"
contestant. And they were, just returning from a week of whatever it is young ladies
like these do at such events. They had been at the Turtle Bay resort.
All were from Texas, all had won local/regional/state Hawaiian Tropic
contests, one of them seem fairly bright, but the others were pretty
dense. But they were all pleasant enough. I would guess they were 20-22
years old. None were going to college. Aside from modeling and strutting their stuff while at their resort,
they hadn't had much "fun" because the contest chaperones had them in
"lockdown" every night. They were not allowed to leave the resort premises. Sigh...if only I were single, young, and as goodlooking as Sportfishin'
Tom... Very nice young ladies. But I was surprised none were going to college.
They worked as waitresses and in stores, waiting, I suppose, for a
better offer or marriage. |
Harry
Oct 4
2005
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| Harry,
Are you saying the picture of your house you showed us, (alone with your
Parker), was not really your house. Oh the humanity. "Harry Krause" <harry.krause@gmail.com> wrote in message |
Starbuck's
Oct 5
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| I wonder if harry has a house house to accomadate his Dr Dr wife? |
P
Oct 5
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| Cool pic. But what we really want is a pic of those Hawaiian Tropic girls. |
NOYB
Oct 5
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| I have a lovely wife, Fritz. You, of course, do not. |
Harry
Oct 5
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| So did I. But my cameras were packed away, and I really thought it would
be so tacky and touristy to ask. |
Harry
Oct 5
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| Their post-bikini days will involve lots of time in divorce court collecting
half of their sucker...er, umm...I mean husband-to-be's net worth. But they sure are nice to look at! |
NOYB
Oct 5
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| Damn. You could have at least snapped a covert pic with your camera phone. |
NOYB
Oct 5
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| If you think Harry's photo "looks professional", and you are "very
impressed" with it, you don't know shit about photography. Also, I take
it you've never been anywhere near the Honolulu/Waikiki/Diamond Head
area? There's so many surfers in the water some days it would be hard
to motor out of the harbors without being that close to them. |
atl_man2
Oct 5
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| Why are you bagging on Harry's photo, bassie? |
NOYB
Oct 5
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| Consider them as sort of a boat...if you have to ask how much, you can't
afford one! |
Harry
Oct 5
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| I thought you were going to say:
"Just another hole to throw money into". |
NOYB
Oct 5
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| They were too close for that gambit...but I tell you, if I were single,
young and rolling in the dough, I would have taken one home as a souvenir. |
Harry
Oct 5
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| Instead, you had to settle for a bottle of sand. |
NOYB
Oct 5
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| Any truth to the rumor that over on the website:
www.wewonatriptohawaii.com
there's a posting from some young girls reporting they met a "harmless
old man, who reminded a few of us of our grandfathers," at a local
watering hole? :-) I would bet a bundle that as we older guys look at shapely young women
with
faces like starlets and shimmering hair we often indulge certain
fantasies, but should we catch them stealing a furtive glance at our
hip pockets their typical motivation is wondering how much money is in
the wallet (and/or the bank). |
chuckgould.chu...
Oct 5
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| I read that too. Here's more from the website: "He seemed very nice, but his aftershave was making me ill. He did promise
me a ride, though, in his lobster-style boat if I ever make it out to the
East coast." |
NOYB
Oct 5
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| Smithers tries so hard to hector, yet he is doomed to fail. My Hawai'i
photos exist mainly to remind us of a pleasant trip. I'm a fairly decent
amateur photographer, that's all. I was using a short tele lens on those shots, so the distance between
the boat and the surfers was optically shortened, or "compressed," if
you will. Also, I'm posting compressed versions of .jpeg shots, not the
original NEFs. so the quality of the photos is somewhat less than the
originals. |
Harry
Oct 5
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| Naw...that's something someone like Robbins or Fritz would say. |
Harry
Oct 5
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| More "truths" from this used car salesman? --
Skipper |
Skipper
Oct 5
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| Well, I did get some nice shirts, too. |
Harry
Oct 5
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| Well, sure. Especially if your looks are all you have to offer. That's
why I was a little sad for them. They were gorgeous to be sure, but that
ain't gonna last. |
Harry
Oct 5
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| Yikes! |
Harry
Oct 5
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| One of the bitchiest people I ever knew was a 50-something woman who
had won some 2nd rate local beauty pageants in her late teens. Her
looks faded, but her attitude didn't. I hear she tried to relive her
former glory by running her daughter through the pageant mill. Poor
kid. The older I get, the more I realize that the potentially sexiest organ
in the female body just might be the brain. |
chuckgould.chu...
Oct 5
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| Oh, I understand quite well. |
atl_man2
Oct 5
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| I'm not. They are good for amateur photos. You need to learn (yet
again) to comprehend what you read. Smithers said the photos "look
professional", they do not. Plain enough for you? |
atl_man2
Oct 5
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| How are you so sure that their husbands will be making more than them?
Some top models make lots of money. |
atl_man2
Oct 5
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| Once again harry shows how shallow he really is. "Starbuck's Words of Wisdom" <coffeegrinder@columbia.com> wrote in message
news:r8GdnZ8SBN4pjt7eRVn-vg@comcast.com...
> Harry,
> Where was your young bride the Dr. Dr.?
>
>
> "Harry Krause" <harry.krause@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:3qgak6Feq38uU1@individual.net...
>>I had an hour to kill Sunday night before my flight back to the states,
>> so I plopped down in the Honolulu airport bar and ordered a Heineken,
>> which is the beer I typically order when my favorite Mexican beers are
not
>> on the menu.
>>
>> About 30 seconds later, four absolutely gorgeous young blondes plopped
>> down next to me. Must have been my aftershave. Anywhere, they were just
>> heart-stoppingly beautiful, all tall, thin, bosomy blondes, all wearing
>> black long-sleeve tee-shirts/sweatshirts saying "Miss Hawaiian Tropics"
>> contestant.
>>
>> And they were, just returning from a week of whatever it is young
ladies
>> like these do at such events. They had been at the Turtle Bay resort.
All
>> were from Texas, all had won local/regional/state Hawaiian Tropic
>> contests, one of them seem fairly bright, but the others were pretty
>> dense. But they were all pleasant enough. I would guess they were 20-22
>> years old. None were going to college.
>>
>> Aside from modeling and strutting their stuff while at their resort,
they
>> hadn't had much "fun" because the contest chaperones had them in
>> "lockdown" every night. They were not allowed to leave the resort
>> premises.
>>
>> Sigh...if only I were single, young, and as goodlooking as Sportfishin'
>> Tom...
>>
>> Very nice young ladies. But I was surprised none were going to college.
>> They worked as waitresses and in stores, waiting, I suppose, for a
better |
P.
Oct 4
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| I did not know that Hawaii had left the Union (yet). ;)
/Lars J |
Lars
Oct 5
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| Lars,
You have to forgive Harry, he has very limited education, he graduated from
the U of Kansas in the mid 60's. Even today, Kansas is considered the
bottom of the barrel state school, in the 60's it was considered a community
college. "Lars Johansson" <johansson_onsala@hotmail.com> wrote in message |
Starbuck's
Oct 5
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| Ahh, yes, well, then, the contiguous States... Actually, I heard any number of Hawaiians, native-born and transplants,
use that very term, "back in the States," in reference to what was
happening back on the "mainland" USA. Here's a photo I took as we were leaving the harbor for our fishing
trip. That's Diamond Head in the background. http://tinyurl.com/cn94u |
Harry
Oct 5
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| Harry,
It seemed the "fishing boat" was very close to the surfers. One would think
Hawaii would try to keep fishing boats and surfers away from each other. "Harry Krause" <harry.krause@gmail.com> wrote in message |
Starbuck's
Oct 5
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| Harry, they just aren't bright enough to figure out that you meant the
mainland. |
atl_man2
Oct 5
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| Harry,
This photo is very nice, it actually looks professional. It is possible you
could sell this photo to a surfing magazine or a web site promoting surfing.
I like the way the fishing boat provided you with a perfect opportunity to
snap this photo, very impressive. "Starbuck's Words of Wisdom" <coffeegrinder@columbia.com> wrote in message |
Starbuck's
Oct 5
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| I'm too lazy to write down to the grammar school reading level of
Robbins, Fritz, Hertvik, Herring, Smithers, et al. Sorry. But I think
Lars here was just fooling a bit in a good-natured way. Sadly, I'll never be able to duplicate my Miss Hawaiian Tropics babes
encounter, because I cannot remember what aftershave I was wearing at
the time. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. Actually, the girls seemed like very nice young ladies, and they were
kidding each other about the "week of perfect posture" they'd just been
through. I was saddened by the fact that they didn't seem to have any
sort of career in mind for the inevitable post-bikini days, and were not
attending college. |
Harry
Oct 5
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| Right...right... |
Netsock
Oct 5
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| Sorry, crapbrain, but you've never seen a photo of my house or my house.
You may think otherwise, but you'd be wrong. As you always are. |
Harry
Oct 5
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| Harry,
Where was your young bride the Dr. Dr.? "Harry Krause" <harry.krause@gmail.com> wrote in message |
Starbuck's
Oct 4
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