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The Travel Channel: Million Dollar Yachts

Holy cow! I can't decide whether my mouth is hanging open because of the price of these yachts, the size of these yachts, the opulence, the luxury, or the kind of money these people must have access to in order to have these yachts.

I'm looking at one right now that has an "18 hole golf course."

You guys have got to watch this episode; amazing!

Bryan
Apr 2
2006
Tom, I hate to ask, how did you find this site? Reggie
Apr 4
I know all and see all.

Ok, I was reading an insurance company drug testing memo yesterday while starting an employee manual and this was one of the things mentioned as a dodge.

To say I was slightly amused is understatement.

Shortwave
Apr 4
Tom, the picture with you in the dog's eye was pretty cool! I forgot to mention it when I saw it in the 'other place'.

Reggie - sorry for intruding on this thread! -- 'Til next time,

John H

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JohnH
Apr 4
It's a person sure to win in a given contest. As a person with prostate problems, you must admit, at times you'd be a shoe-in for a peeing time trial! By the way, one time I got an infection in my prostate, THAT sumbitch hurt! basskisser
Apr 4
Does the time count if you fall asleep while leaning against the wall taking a leak in the middle of the night? -- 'Til next time,

John H

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JohnH
Apr 4
I think so. Let me find my copy of rules for International Peeing Contests. I do know that if you are below the equator, you have to pee off the other side of the boat basskisser
Apr 4
I like distance better. Some people can slow their stream down to a trickle, and pee for an hour! Also, would older guys with prostate problems be ringers? basskisser
Apr 3
This conversation has really gotten weird. Reggie
Apr 3
Naw. It's just a different kind of pissing contest.

Are you man enough to step up?

Harry
Apr 3
I don't want to put everyone else to shame. Reggie
Apr 3
What's a ringer? As an older guy with a prostrate problem, I'm entitled to know! -- 'Til next time,

John H

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JohnH
Apr 3
Using one of these are we?

http://www.whizzinator.com/

Shortwave
Apr 3
That's a funny title for a show.

Somebody either doesn't appreciate the defintion of "yacht" or has no appreciation for the relative value of $1mm.

You're lucky to get a new 60-footer for $1mm these days- forget about an 18-hole golf course. :-)

chuckgould.chu...
Apr 2
Here are the 9 holes I plan for my 21 footer. http://tinyurl.com/ll9wy
Apr 2
Chip'n'putt? Harry
Apr 2
They should have called it multi-million dollar yachts or mega-yachts. Bryan
Apr 2
Actually, what he had was a crew that went out in the "skiff" and placed floating holes in the water. The yacht had an area near the stern where the deck dropped and slid out of the way and a tee green rose up to replace the deck. The owner would play golf from there and the skiff crew would collect the balls with a net. Whoever came closest to the hole was the winner of that hole. Bryan
Apr 2
Hell I can do that with my 21 footer. I guess the value just increased seeing I have an 18 hole golf course aboard.

(My wife and kids will be in the water in inner tubes holding flags....the closest to them wins. Repeat 18 times.)

Apr 2
I'm more plebeian when I'm out with the guys. We simply pee over the side and vote on who has the longest stream. Harry
Apr 2
He-he. Longest distance or time?
Apr 2
Do they get head gear? Bryan
Apr 2
Is there a handicap for prostate effects? Who takes the longest to get started? Who can maintain a continuous stream the longest? Personally, I prefer tossing a few Cheerio's into the water and seeing who's got the best aim; oh, wait, that was when my son was 3. Never mind. Bryan
Apr 2
I usually have my servants dress as chess pieces and stand on my 1 acre chess board. Jim
Apr 2
Hmmm. Never had a "time" competition. Good idea. Harry
Apr 2
I hope you obey the 'no hands' rule! -- 'Til next time,

John H

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JohnH
Apr 2
No 'hands rule'? Can't you control your hands? Don
Apr 2
Once upon a time, Mary and Johnny were sitting on the front porch just talking. After a bit, Johnny told Mary he had to go pee.

Mary said, "I'll bet I can pee farther than you."

Johnny, knowing better, said, "OK, it's a bet." Whereupon they both pulled their pants down. Mary lay back on the porch and shot a stream out about three feet.

Johnny just chuckled, grabbed his little wee-wee and aimed for a spot about six feet from the porch.

At which time, Mary said, "Oh no you don't, NO HANDS!" -- 'Til next time,

John H

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JohnH
Apr 2
   

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