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I reveresed my battery and now....

I appear to only have two cylinders firing. I have a 100 HP Yamaha 4-stroke. I inadvertently reversed the polarity and tried to start it. We replaced the fuse and it started, but ran rough. today we removed and cleaned the plugs (too late to get new ones).

Anyone have any words of advice. (my wife is taking care of telling what MORON I am, so you can skip those emails).

P

El
May 27
2006
well considered thoughts to the readers of rec.boats:

Well, yeah, but to this day I never trust it. Some people don't seem to think that is important and will buy aftermarket parts and install without regard to color... I guess the vendor was out of the "right" color and heck, a wire is a wire.

I always trace the negative terminal back to ground.... except on things like that old Ford-Ferguson my dad had....

Gene
May 29
>and thinks that this newsgroup might offer any real advice. JohnH
May 29
If possible, I try to do my online business with a store that actually has a brick and mortar store also. It is too easy for shysters to come and go too if all they have invested is a web page. Reginald
May 28
CRAP??!! I think not. Given that you already overlooked the big "+" and "-" signs embossed on the battery, and you already overlooked the [probable] fact that one big fat cable is RED and the other big fat cable is BLACK, my immediate sense would be that the most timely and valid advice available would be to henceforth have someone else work on the engine. Nothing personal -- just reality. Many people who are adept with things mechanical probably couldn't do your job intuitively, either. John
May 28
All the best and worst the internet has to offer.

What i'm looking for is a way to confirm the computer or other problem. Simple Diagnostics. Probability of doing further damage while diagnosing or running the engine. other possible failure modes. What do cylinders 1 and 3 have in common (i checked and cleaned the plugs, 2 and 4 were clean, 1 and 3 looked bad, but not terrible. I replaced the fuse I blew in the process, which should have protected the electronics, no? Surely, someone at Yamaha is smarter than me, and said, "if El Penguini loses his mind and reverses the battery, we should make it a $0.50 repair instead of a $500 repair." To those of you advising me against ever touching anything again, I would challenge each of you to testify that you never did something stupid while being distracted, not paying attention, or being pissed off. This is what happened here - all three. Some dipshit damaged my boat,my wife was yelling at them/me while I was doing this. The nature of technocracy is that we're all stupid sometimes. Sometimes it doesn't make a problem, sometimes it does.

El
May 28
On 28 May 2006 07:10:49 -0700, El Penguini penned the following well Gene
May 28
Why should the manufacturer subsidize the foibles of amateurs? I'm sure there are warnings and stickers all over the engine and manual to the effect that only qualified professionals should mess with this stuff. The folks at Yamaha, and others, know intuitively that for some mistakes, the repair will be $500, and no amount of anticipatory design engineering will change that. John
May 28
I'm sorry, but you guys are idiots. I've never received such poor help on a newsgroup as I have here. El
May 28
>on a newsgroup as I have here.

Did you heed what I told you? No.

I'd be surprised, now, if anyone *did* offer to provide more help.

To call someone an idiot, because they can't completely diagnose your problem over the internet, seems to be the height of 'idiocy. If you, sir, are right there and can't diagnose your problem, what, pray tell, does that make you? -- 'Til next time,

John H

***** Have a Spectacular Day! *****

JohnH
May 28
You get what you paid for! Don
May 28
in this case, oxymoronic. Check qualified technician. John
May 28
Gee, you sign on and post "I fried my electrical system-tell me what's broken" and then get aggravated when no specific answers are forthcoming.

In an earlier post, you wrote "Some dipshit damaged my boat..." I didn't realize at the time you were being autobiographical.

John
May 28
I suspect that if you think you're having a heart attack, you'll call your doctor, stick the phone on your chest, and ask him if things sound right. JoeSpareBedroom
May 28
He wants a refund. Reginald
May 28
On 28 May 2006 09:37:52 -0700, El Penguini penned the following well considered thoughts to the readers of rec.boats:

>I'm sorry, but you guys are idiots. I've never received such poor help >on a newsgroup as I have here.

Ok, I'm an idiot, but my batteries are hooked up just right!

Gene
May 28
Gee, I bet you figured out at an early age that RED goes to PLUS and BLACK doesn't. Harry
May 28
The Yammy expert should be along shortly to offer you some advice. The advice you get kind of depends on you. Happy Memorial Day Jim jiminfl
May 28
How old are you? I'm just curious - it's something I ask a lot. JoeSpareBedroom
May 28
Time to visit the Yamaha shop and have them check what you burned up!

"El Penguini" <elpenguini@comcast.net> wrote in message

Lost
May 27
Right. Maybe the computer module. Take out a 2nd mortgage right away. :-( And, don't tell your wife what you did. JoeSpareBedroom
May 28
Next time, have your wife connect the battery. John
May 27
Are these the best responses the Internet has to offer? I was looking for some real help, not this crap. El
May 28
Crap? You motor has an electronic ignition module, which mechanics will call "the computer". Just about everything else in the motor involves fat wires which were not likely to be damaged. Chances are very good that a repair shop can test the ignition module. If you want to get back to boating more quickly, you'll take that next step. Otherwise, you can whine and search the web for the next week or three. It's up to you. JoeSpareBedroom
May 28
You have a modern outboard motor heavily dependent upon electronics. When you tried to start the motor with the battery polarity reversed, you probably damaged some circuitry in the motor, possibly the computer. You probably are going to need diagnostic equipment and the skills to know how to use it to fix it. If you don't have the gear and the skills, you're going to have to seek out a competent outboard repairman.

Suggestion: put a dab of flame red nail polish on the top of the PLUS terminals of your batteries and on the exterior of the clamps on the PLUS cables of your wiring. Next time you mess around with the battery, terminals and cables, if you don't see "RED" everywhere, stop what you are doing.

Harry
May 28
>for some real help, not this crap.

You may have gotten the best answers available from those who were up late last night or early this morning. Some of the actual mechanic guys may not be here until later. Don't get upset (too much) with a few 'smart assed' replies. The knowledgeable folks will (hopefully) weigh in later. Some folks don't visit the group on weekends, some folks are smart-asses, most here don't know much about Yamaha 4-stroke engines, and there is a small percentage that *may* have an idea to help you diagnose the problem. You may have already received the best advice - visit a Yamaha shop and see what (chips, etc.) you may have burned up.

Good luck. You've got my sympathy, if nothing useful! -- 'Til next time,

John H

***** Have a Spectacular Day! *****

JohnH
May 28
While there were some jokes along the way, as you pointed out,he really did get the only advice anyone can give over the Internet.

Harry, Lost, Joe and even John gave this guy really good advice, he just was not able to understand it. If he thought their responses were crap he obviously not only does not have the equipment or the skills to repair the OB, but is obviously new to Usenet if he found these responses offensive.

"> Time to visit the Yamaha shop and have them check what you burned up!"

Right. Maybe the computer module. Take out a 2nd mortgage right away. :-( And, don't tell your wife what you did.

Next time, have your wife connect the battery.

Crap? You motor has an electronic ignition module, which mechanics will call "the computer". Just about everything else in the motor involves fat wires which were not likely to be damaged. Chances are very good that a repair shop can test the ignition module. If you want to get back to boating more quickly, you'll take that next step. Otherwise, you can whine and search the web for the next week or three. It's up to you.

You have a modern outboard motor heavily dependent upon electronics. When you tried to start the motor with the battery polarity reversed, you probably damaged some circuitry in the motor, possibly the computer. You probably are going to need diagnostic equipment and the skills to know how to use it to fix it. If you don't have the gear and the skills, you're going to have to seek out a competent outboard repairman.

Suggestion: put a dab of flame red nail polish on the top of the PLUS terminals of your batteries and on the exterior of the clamps on the PLUS cables of your wiring. Next time you mess around with the battery, terminals and cables, if you don't see "RED" everywhere, stop what you are doing.

Reginald
May 28
You might be able to buy a computer module on E bay. If that is the problem then you just fixed it. If not sell the module back on ebay. Rick
May 28
Good morning, Harry! -- 'Til next time,

John H

***** Have a Spectacular Day! *****

JohnH
May 28
Good morning, Sir Reginald. -- 'Til next time,

John H

***** Have a Spectacular Day! *****

JohnH
May 28
Possibly, but I'm wondering what's involved in testing it first. The module for my motor runs around $300.00. When I bought it used from the dealer, the module died during the first hour of testing. It took less than an hour for them to change it, but I suspect that if it hadn't been under warranty, they still would've charged an hour's labor. So....re-sell the module on e-bay and lose how much? Or, maybe not. Or, take it to the dealer and get it over with. It all depends....

More coffee....

JoeSpareBedroom
May 28
I agree. A friend of mine has two stupid dogs who chewed a wire harness to pieces in his John Deere tractor. He found the dogs trying to squeeze their heads under his Jaguar next. Why he didn't kill them is beyond me. But, another friend and I arrived at that moment and did the right thing: Offered him a beer, the use of one of our handguns, some smartass comments which he understood as being the traditional first way of addressing mechanical issues. This is normal. JoeSpareBedroom
May 28
I'd be wary of a "used" outboard electronics module for sale on eBay. Harry
May 28
Yeah. For some purchases, I want to be able to walk back into the place of business and make trouble, very loudly if necessary, when the place is full of customers. Luckily, this is hardly ever necessary. JoeSpareBedroom
May 28
   

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