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Cut A Hole In The Ice

My Uncle Paul who recently moved to Chicago was complaining about having fishing withdrawl in his last e-mail. He said something about going out and cutting a hole in the ice somewhere.

I e-mailed him this pic of a bass I caught today.

http://tinyurl.com/6h92n

I told him I cut a hole in the ice today too. LOL.

Bob
Jan 16
2005
Cut A Hole In The Ice Group: rec.outdoors.fishing.bass Date: Sun, Jan 16, 2005, 6:01pm (CST-1) From: usenet@diycomponents.com (Bob=A0La=A0Londe) My Uncle Paul who recently moved to Chicago was complaining about having fishing withdrawl in his last e-mail. He said something about going out and cutting a hole in the ice somewhere. I e-mailed him this pic of a bass I caught today. http://tinyurl.com/6h92n I told him I cut a hole in the ice today too. LOL. jbkbub
Jan 16
Ever fish the Laguna Reservior by launching off the back of the "island" at Betty's Kitchen? Bob
Jan 16
Nice fish! go-bassn
Jan 16
Nice hawg, Bob.

Wish it was warm enough to brave the weather here today, or I'd be out trying to catch my own. The fish have been biting around here of late, but the wind chill was in the single digits here this AM, so I passed...got out on Saturday and caught a couple of little ones, not bad for chilly temps, <50 water temp and a fairly stiff breeze.

My wife says "You're gonna get sick out fishing in weather like that." I had to reminder that I was already sick (with bassn fever) and it was WHY I was out on such a day...lol

SimRacer
Jan 18
Warning: Blonde joke follows, please turn away if you will find this offensive

So, a blonde sets up her one man tent on the ice, and begins to bore a hole so she can fish. Suddenly, a loud booming voice from above says "There are no fish below the ice."

Not sure what to think, she slides her tent further down along the ice, sets up, and begins to bore another hole in the ice, to fish. Again the voice booms out "There are no fish below the ice."

Concerned, but still wanting to fish, the blonde dutifully gets out of her tent, slides it further down along the ice, and starts to setup and bore a hole, yet again, so she can fish. Once again, the voice comes from above "There are NO FISH below the ice."

She finally just stands up and shouts toward the heavens "Is that you Lord?" To which the voice replied "No, this is the rink manager."

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SimRacer
Jan 19
   

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